The Endless Ranting of a Useless Mind
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shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

sixpenceee:

cracked-king-bitch:

sixpenceee:

And it is this life insurance commercial called Silence of Love that breaks me down into tears, each and every single time I watch it. I wish I was joking but I’m not. It’s terribly sad. (Watch it Here)

… holy fuck.. i wasn’t going to cry but then that part came up and it dawned on me and just… please watch it. .

if you don’t cry, then you can have your money back 

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

officialwhitegirls:

do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

wastelandicism:

laur-laurr:

unshaped:

Tate was the sweetest character!

He raped her mom and killed like 10 people.

we all have our flaws

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

tertiusvonfluffenwelter:

FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

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