is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
it’s a banana?
why do you have a banana in your pocket
And it is this life insurance commercial called Silence of Love that breaks me down into tears, each and every single time I watch it. I wish I was joking but I’m not. It’s terribly sad. (Watch it Here)
… holy fuck.. i wasn’t going to cry but then that part came up and it dawned on me and just… please watch it. .
if you don’t cry, then you can have your money back
Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while.
the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships
Tate was the sweetest character!
He raped her mom and killed like 10 people.
we all have our flaws
i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB
this is how i feel about teenagers
HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON